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OMG SOCKS THAT RELIEVE PAIN I TOTALLY NEED THOSE
How google translate says "gimme your toes" in Japanese. I put it back in to the translator and it literally says "please toe", I'm crying omg.
Me: つま先をください
Any sane Japanese person: Wtf
THEY ARE A PERSON THAT IS HORRIFIED AT THE TOP DEFINITION OF THEIR NAME. THEY ARE ALSO NOT A BIG BLOB OF FAT.
Me: GLYNN IS NOT A BIG BLOB OF FAT
What you say when you are around adults or little children and you are close to saying fuck, but you catch yourself at the last minute
You: *stubs toe while you are babysitting* "FFFFFFFFrickity frick frack that hurt!"
Kids: *oblivious*