mouth or trout

Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"

Hey P why don't you hurry up?

P: "mouth or trout"

put out

To give yourself up freely to get some ass.

I put out last night.

steele'ing time

When you run in and out of offices high on the nicotine gum.

irish sports page

The obituary section of a newspaper.

I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.

wack attack

MAC machine; ATM machine

I got to hit the wack attack (for some cash)

Crazybee

A guy who's hip, yet kind of a doofus, but his goofy charms tend to win people over. Peddling bootleg VCDs is a plus.

"You're as charming as a crazybee. I wish I could sell VCDs and kill zombies as good as you can."

daka

The horrible and unedible eating facilities provided to Fitchburg State College Students.

Lets go to daka and then take a daka dump