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The Schultah

A creature that is constantly on the move, very aware of its surroundings. Has the ability to with a seconds notice appear as if he is "working" and as soon as the coast is clear return to its previous wandering behavior.

by CB May 20, 2003


Chrondo

Super-high quality cannabis. A combination of Dr. Dre's "the Chronic" and a reference to the Mendocino area of Northern California, ("the Mendo"), the Chrondo refers to that sticky, sweet hippie lettuce Matt Jones knows and loves.

Dude, I was playing frisbee golf and this cop came around, so I threw the "Chrondo" into the pond. Then my damn dog retreived it and I got busted.

by CB February 16, 2005


why bother

A double decaf non-fat latte.

Can I have a why bother and an egg bagel to go?

by cb May 21, 2004


schultah

Hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.

by CB May 12, 2003


The Seal

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.

Damn dude I broke the seal, now I'm gonna be pissing all night.

by CB July 21, 2004


shitaco

a food item, that is fed mostly to the homeless, where which a warm log of human feces is rolled in to a corn or flower tortia and then wrapped into a tacobell wrapper.

bum: will you give me a dollar?
u: no but i'll gladdly give you a shitaco.

by cb October 12, 2003


off the hinges

synonym for off the hook or off the chain...like crazy insane!!

this website is off the hinges!!

by cb November 18, 2004