Random
Source Code

your mom's house

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

by Chester A Arthur's Ghost March 04, 2014


Mega Blok

Cheap plastic blocks that snap together. A cheap and inferior ripoff of Lego. Most mega blok structures are less stable than a jenga tower that's been in play for a very long time.

Simpleton: "Check out this awesome building I made. It's made of mega bloks."
Reasonable person: "Is it supposed to be in multiple pieces?"

by Chester A Arthur's Ghost September 04, 2011