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To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.
Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.
I'm sick because my boss is a Wipke.
Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.
I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.
One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.
Verb. To make an already strange/creepy/outrageous situation much more so. From Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. After Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis were captured at the pawn shop; the two crackers brought out a ball-gagged, leather-clad prisoner--and things got really wierd.
Past tense: Brought out the gimp.
Things were already pretty fucked-up at Abu Ghraib, but then Grainer and England decided to bring out the gimp by arranging a naked man pile.
An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.
The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.
For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.
Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?
A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.
To throw someone "under the bus" -- metaphorically or otherwise.
The first time Jeremiah Wright messed up, Obama didn't throw him under the bus. But when he couldn't shut his damn mouth, Barack committed subvehicularization.
A six-pointed star. A Star of David.
Q: What is that thing between the two blue lines?
A: On the flag? That's a Jewxigon.