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Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.
The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.
A couple who are terrible together.
Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.
To overestimate, or underestimate, the size of a woman's breasts.
I made the mistake of buying a bra for my girlfriend, and made a terrible misjugment.
The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.
Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.
A completely ill advised meeting.
I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.
Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.
I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.