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Using your hardly read by anybody blog to copiously praise the work of your friends, usually at their behest, in a vain attempt to create a 'media buzz' around them.
When he got his buddy to publicly blowg him, saying that he was a rising star in the advertising world, worth at least ten times anyone else at his agency, everyone just felt really sorry for him.
An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.
I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.
An underweight waitress.
I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.
Getting severely reprimanded for poor performance at work.
He was up for review, and was sure that a big raise 'n praise was in order. Instead, he got PK'd.
Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.
I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.
A girl who only goes out with old guys.
Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
Oral sex from a radioactive person.
If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.