Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.
The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.
It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.
Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.
Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.
Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.
I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.
Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.
Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.
Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.
A robot made entirely of dung.
My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.