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A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.
I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.
When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.
All those buffalo wings gave me fire hoop.
A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.
I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.
Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.
Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.
When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.
After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.
When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.
That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her
When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.
Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.