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Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder April 17, 2011


Schvartse

The Yiddish word for "black". Equivalent of the English word, nigger.

Velkh? Zey derveyln a Schvartse oyf nosi? Oy vey!

What? They elected a negro for president? Oh, woe is me!

by Colder October 23, 2011


Rap

A form of primarily (but not exclusively) black music that comes from the hip-hop subculture. Centers mostly around touchy subjects like gang violence, social injustices, racism, and controversy in their music. Has produced songs of beautiful poetry with strong messages, as well as lovable and catchy beats.
Often bashed by ignorant people on Urban Dictionary who think that people like 50 cent and P Diddy are the best that rap's got to offer.

Truth is, most of the best rap artists, like Eminem, Tupac, Notorious BIG, Nas, and Common are not often featured on MTV. Thus, people who don't listen to REAL rap are subjected to talentless sellouts that the RIAA likes to sponsor.

by Colder September 16, 2011


SMS

An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.

Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?

by Colder September 29, 2011


Occupy Wall Street movement

A series of protests of concerned U.S. citizens, mostly held in New York City, to end the corporate greed and political corruption that has been degrading democracy in this country for years.
Criticized by the largely corporate-controlled media (Fox News especially), but is still gaining ground and will (hopefully) meet their goal of restoring the power to the people, not just the wealthiest 1% of Americans.

The Occupy Wall Street movement is opposite of the Tea Party protests.

by Colder October 13, 2011


IGN

A video game review site, characterized by biased, poorly written reviews. Worships any new Call of Duty game that comes out, and gives games they don't like (RTS games, adventure games without guns and shooting, any game exclusively for PC or PS3) bad ratings just as an attempt to please their dark overlords, Microsoft, EA, and Activision.

Plus, it is owned by News Corporation (Does FOX News and Rupert Murdoch ring a bell?)

IGN is to the video game industry what the RIAA is to the music industry.

by Colder October 24, 2011


Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder April 17, 2011