boringosity

Unit of measure for how boring something is.

School has a high boringosity.

religion

The cause of all the world's problems.

Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.

doohickey

A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.

Look at this funky doohickey I got!

uh

Something to say to give you time to think of something to say.

Uh, what?

Colony

Screen name of that one guy on GameWinners.Com.

Colony should mod the Ocarina of Time forum