Pinocchio cheese

Lookalike cheese made out of wood.

I was looking forward to eating that cheese but someone has pranked me with Pinocchio Cheese.

It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.