🍑👋

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + waving hand 👋 = butt spanking or ass slapping, usually with a sexual innuendo, not as a punishment

— When you come home tonite I’ll 🍑👋 so hard! 😈
— WHY DAD?!! I did all my chores
— 😱😱 that text was meant for mom
— DAD!!! tmi 🙉

✌️

1. Scissors (especially in Roshambo)
2. Peace
3. V
4. Victory
5. Vagina / Vulva
6. Air quotes

1. ✊✋✌️
2. ✌️ out
3. ✌️agina
4. ✌️🇺🇸🎉
5. ✌️👅, ✌️✌️ (scissoring)
6. ✌️laser✌️

🐪

🐪 is an emoji metaphor for sex, because humping is a word for having sexual intercourse and camels have humps. Since this association is specific to English, it is not used with other languages unlike more graphic metaphors, e.g. 🍆 and 🍑. Like most emoji metaphors it can either be replace actual words or augment them.

alternative spelling: 🐫

I’ll hump you tonight! 🐪

Oh yeah, we’ll be 🐪-ing alright.

.oO(...)

A classic ASCII art thought bubble as found in comics, also comes in shortened forms:

.o(thought)

oO(idea)
.O(eureka)
o(really?)
.(hmm)

… and can contain other ASCII art instead of text.

— I really like you! .oO(LOVE)
— Yeah, me too .oO(...)

monokini

A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.

— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)

🍑💨

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + *woosh* 💨 = fart

— 😱 What’s that awful smell? 😷
— 🍑💨
— Gotta love 🌯 Tuesday!

🍒

1. female breasts
2. male testicles

A: Tell me what you wanna do me tonight?
B1: 🍆🍒 (A♀, tittyfuck)
B2: 👅🍒 (A♂, lick balls)