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Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!
When your plans fall through and you end up looking like a total ass
"Hey Alisha you wanna hit the club with me?"
"Boi nah I got a man already"
"... shit I'm flyin south..."
"B what you doin on yo mac?"
"I'm chatting with my cream"
A provocative word used to make someone else angry or pissed at you.
"Man I don't think I can go to D'Qwan's party on Saturday..."
"Try"
"Hey honey could you hand me my drink?"
"Try"
A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.
"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"
A girl who has depression and can't come to grips with reality.
"Why the hell is that girl always crying?"
"Oh, because she's Judah."
The phenomenon of falling in love with someone by listening to all of their music.
When you listen to a person’s playlists and think oh shit I’m falling in love with them.
Dude I’ve been listening to The Killers for the past week and now I’ve got wicked caritacanetis for MeriAllen