Man I'm finna fly down to Kingston to hit a coconut!
A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.
"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"
When your plans fall through and you end up looking like a total ass
"Hey Alisha you wanna hit the club with me?"
"Boi nah I got a man already"
"... shit I'm flyin south..."
"B what you doin on yo mac?"
"I'm chatting with my cream"
A provocative word used to make someone else angry or pissed at you.
"Man I don't think I can go to D'Qwan's party on Saturday..."
"Try"
"Hey honey could you hand me my drink?"
"Try"
A girl who has depression and can't come to grips with reality.
"Why the hell is that girl always crying?"
"Oh, because she's Judah."
"Mmh that bih wearin hoeveralls... stay away from her man"