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A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.
"Are you and Jake going out?"
"No. I'm just his friendgirl."
A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.
"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."
The side effects felt the morning after one has been dosed with Rohypnol. Some of which includes dizziness, drowsiness, headaches, memory imparement, and stomach problems.
"You look like shit. You hung over?"
"I should't be. I only had three beers."
"Uh oh! You got the Roofie Flu!"
1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.
2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.
"Did you lose something?"
"Na. Just doing a clubvintory. It's all good."
The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.
"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"
"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"
When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"
"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
Paper currency, of any denomination.
"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"