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Hep-shot

This word is more often used in India's metro cities & like.
New Delhi, Mumbai, Gurgaon, Kolkotta, Noida, Pune, Bangalore, Ahmedabad, Chennai etc..

Happening place or person (usaully a hunk in case of a person).

Mostly a metrosexual guy fully equipped with technolgy, generally carrying a latest mobile phone & roaming around in an expensive car wearing expensive looking cloths, knows most of the stuff being talked about particularly by Gen X Y & is more often than not into hip hop kind of music.

"XYZ is the most hep-shot market of Delhi unlike GB Road"

Girls: I wanna fuck him, he's a hep-shot!
More girls: Me too but in his new BMW!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005


India

India is a country.

Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.

by DJ Gaurav May 09, 2006


New Delhi

1. Official political capital of The Republic of India.
2. World's first city in which the number of mobile phones has surpassed the number of fixed / landlines.
3. New name for the northern Indian city once called Indraprastha.
4. The capital city of the northern Indian state, Delhi.
5. One of the most metropolitan & cosmopolitan cities in the world with as many as 21 languages being spoken. Though Hindi / Hindostani (NOT Hindustani) enjoying the first language status, English being the general formal & business language.
6. People of the city are called New Delhiite or simply Delhiite.
7. The city has the world's largest public bus transportation system, 100% of which runs on CNG & is called DTC.
8. Locally called Dilli / Nai Dilli / Navi Dilli / Dehli.

Some Guy: Where are you from?
Other Guy: New Delhi.
Some Guy: Okay.
Other Guy: See you.

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005


Hindi

Hindi is the language spoken by 34% of the Indian population (Source: Indian Statistical Institute, New Delhi).

People of this country sometimes might fight over many stuffs but somewhere in some corner of their heart they still love their motherland.

A: Hindostan ki sab languages sexy hain chale koi bhi ho hindi, tamil, tamil, telugu, hindostani, urdu, sanskrit, bengali, gujarati, marathi, punjabi, kashmiri, pahadi, nepali, farsi, arabic, english etc..
B: Sahi baat hai bhaai!
C: Hindostan hai meri jaan!
D: Changa fir bhaiya matt ladaai karo friends!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005


Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!

by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005


Roadside-Romeo

A guy who has nothing to do in life but to flirt around and eve-tease girls. Guys are always proud to be roadside Romeos.

Women: Why are you whistling at me? Are you a roadside-romeo or what??
Man: Bitch, Yes I am chick!

by DJ Gaurav May 04, 2006


DTC

Delhi Transport Corporation, New Delhi, Delhi, India.

Formally,
Delhi Transport Service then Delhi Road Transport Authority then Delhi Transport Undertaking or DTU.

Women: What is DTC?
Man: Bitch, its Delhi Transport Corporation.
Women: What is Delhi??
Man: Bitch, its the capital city of India..

by DJ Gaurav April 17, 2006