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Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.
Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."
A person who breaks things around people's houses by slamming other people in them using pro wrestling moves.
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you messed up your buddy's place and you broke your dad's laundry door, what the hell were you doing?"
Dude 2: "I did a DDT on that foreign kid from school into the laundry door and I also Rock Bottom'd him at his house."
Dude 1: "Damn dude, you're a real wrestling terrorist..."
A person among a group of friends who ensures that everyone has had their dose of alcohol. It's always good to have a booze bouncer while the drink police is around.
Dude 1: "So how is school going?"
Dude 2: "Well actually, I'm on my last quarter-"
Dude 3: "Stop yapping and drink your drink! Don't waste precious alcohol you fucking pansies!"
Dude 1: "Fuck, the drink police came around, better drink up!"
To rap, spit on the mic and bust some rhymes. This term is commonly used when free-styling or battling.
Dude 1: "Ready it to throw it down this weekend at the party?"
Dude 2: "Dude I'm gonna throw it down like shit in the mouth!"
Dude 1: "Alright chill out, just come through and bust a few rhymes, no need to go too far..."
The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.
Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"
Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"