A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.
Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.
Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."
Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"
A term used to describe a drinking style between chugging and sipping. When slipping your drink, you slowly let it flow down your throat without stopping to breathe.
Dude 1: "He brought some Jager and he's gonna slip it slow, like Mick Jagger"
Dude 2: "Mick Jagger drank like that?"
Dude 1: "How the hell am I supposed to know? It rhymes though so I said it..."
A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.
Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"
Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".
Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"
The sound a car emits when it has engine troubles or when it's just a piece of junk.
Dude 1: "Hey man, what happened to your Olds?"
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."