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Chicken. Appropriately named after their bootability.
I went out to the coop and one of the bootables was laying an egg.
(n) faeces. "to issue a bulletin" is to excrete an amount of faeces toiletwards. See also: all-points bulletin
This morning I got up and issued a bulletin before going to work.
(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.
We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.
(n) The fart emitted at the commencement of defecation. The end of the fart is prematurely terminated by the arrival of the first turd at the sphincter. The word is onomatopoeic.
After clenching all afternoon I finallly had the toilet to myself and, upon settling myself on the seat emitted a tremendous dooth.
A dog. Originally used to refer to a small dog whose breed and eventual size are unknown but now used to refer to any dog.
We took the puppything to the beach for a run.
(a) Large and rotund body shape.
The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty.
The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty.
(n) Long handled garden shears used to prune shrubs, hedges, and other leafy vegetation.
Would you pass me the teethgannet dear, I need to prune the teethguy tree.