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A day when You literally jack off 47 times non stop and your dick falls down because you are so fucking lonely.
Ugly ass girl: you wanna be my valentine? It’s Valentine’s Day
Me: lmao no go back to sucking donkey dick
A fucking nightmare when teachers want to know your how smart you are and make you shove money up your ass to buy supplies because your school is broke as fuck. Then the whole entire week you remember you had to do a project and you say “tomorrow I’ll do it” then you wake up for school the day it is due and you are like “oh shit the project! The teacher will rape my report card!” And have the teacher scream at you because you didn’t do it.
Yo you did the project?
Lmao fuck no fucking nerd
The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)
Yo the coronavirus is so horrible
No fucking shit
A dumbass game that thought that it will kill and overcome Fortnite but did the opposite a month into its release. It’s a shit game that it’s made by EA and surprised it doesn’t force you to spend money on the god forsaken game
Hey dude, Wanna Play some Apex Legends?
Fuck no that’s a deformed Fortnite copy
You already know what the fuck this is. Stop searching here. I know you want to beat the fuck out of your dick at 3AM, but go to pornhub not a fucking dictionary site.
Bro, do you watch porn sometimes?
No.
Shut the fuck up yes you do bisexual
A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life
Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!
A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore