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When you skeet in someone's eye.
I didnt want the girl to see me as I stole her purse, so i quick gave her a cataract shot.
When you ejaculate into someone's ear.
This girl was really starting to piss me off, so i gave her some whitenoise, that shut her up.
When you skeet in someones nose.
I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.
When you skeet in a guy's beard.
It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.