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SOMEONE WHO'S A FUCKING BITCH AND ONLY ANSWERS TO HIS FUCKING CRUSH, AND YET LADIES STILL LIKE THEM ANYWAYS!
girl : you see that guy over there?
me: oh the one with selective hearing?
girl: *smiles*
When a dog shits into his masters mouth.
Man 1: Hey what’s that dog doing to his master?
Man 2: Oh they’re just having a lovers quarrel .
Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:
Hazel Nut you better
shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better
dry up cause you're the one we hate.
full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.
(Hazel Nut)
A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)
Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face
IT'S HERE
NAKED CHICKEN CHALUPA
BARING IT ALL- GET THE COMBO FOR JUST $5
Taco Bell you gotta big storm coming.
IS A LIE
IM SORRY IM JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME RN.
(love)