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The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.
The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.
I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.
An evolved version of a lunch and learn session which is held later in the day and involves alcohol.
The guys over at the dealership asked if they could do a lunch and learn at the firm. I told them that a sip and grip would be way more engaging.
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
The name given to the theory that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are the same person.
After comparing the lousy tattoo art choices both Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus have made I am becoming more and more suspicious that the Jusley Biebrus theory is true.
Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!
A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.