Poon Night

saturday night when you try to get poon

That girl wants my nuts, too bad its not poon night

Broke Pocket

not being able to afford poon on you current salery
(having to play pocketpool instead)

i'm tired of bein broke pocket...the hands not good enough anymore.

1 log down

having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)

i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.

3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

pocketpool

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)

God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person

2 logs down

taking a shit
(can be hazardous while camping)

I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down