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A ugly ass hair style worn mostly by hockey boys
Bestie: " Owen is so ugly"
Me: " Yah, especially with that mullet"
Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet
Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"
What wattpad users call a guys dick
Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"
Wow, where do I begin? That man, there is no words to describe how hot he is.
In the middle of sex
Haley: Elijah i love you
Klaus: I'm not Elijah
My favorite thing to read
Mom:" I bet you watch porn"
Me:" I don't watch porn. I read it"
Teacher:" what are you reading?"
Me:"smut."
A boring ass sport that I will never understand
Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"
The correct and cool way of calling someone or something fat
Weird guy bumps into popular girl
Popular girl: Eww get off of me fatto