Draco Malfoy

Ferret from a movie I didn't watch

*Draco walks by*
Pansy:" did you see Draco? He looks so hot today!"
Y/n: " Bitch, Draco looks like a ferret."
Pansy:" well you like Voldemort!!"
Y/n: "FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! HE WAS HOT BEFORE HE LOST HIS NOSE!!!!!!"

Me: "I like Tom Riddle"
Friend: "I like Draco Malfoy"
Me: "Is that the ferret?"

Glitterific

Something or someone that's amazing and ✨️glittery✨️

Glittery guy was by
Girl one: Omg did you see that guy?
Girl two: Yah! He was glitterific

Loki

My hot af husband

Bestie: "Is that Loki?"
Me: " Yah, he's my husband"

Tom Riddle

A hot af mf before the nose job

Me: "Tom Riddle is so hot!"
Bestie: "Isn't that Voldemort?:
Me: " Yah, but he was hot when he had a nose!"

Marcus Lopez

A hot af guy from a show I've never seen but, like, he's fucking hot!!!

Me:" Bitch!!!! Come look at this hot af guy!!!"
Bestie:" Whats his name?"
Me:" Marcus Lopez"

Klaus

DILF!!!!

Bestie: "Elijah is the hottest!"
Me: "No, Klaus is! He's such a dilf!"