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Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA
Joe was 5'5", but he told everyone he was 5'7". That was just his basketball height.
Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.
Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!
Instead of exhaling while laughing, some nerdy people inhaling, causing a "huh huh huh" or "hurk hurk hurk" sound instead of a normal laugh.
Go into any comic book store or any nerdy comedy movie and you'll hear an inhaling laugh.
It's a Final Fantasy for little kids.
Easy, but okay.
I beat Final Fantasy Mystic Quest in one day, and I never died.
To be scheduled to close one night (off at midnight or later) and then open the next morning (starting around 8-9 am).
This happens in retail when only a few people have open availability and/or are skilled enough/trusted enough to open and close
After closing the concession stand at 12:15 I was recycled to open at 8:15 the next morning... giving me 6 hours of sleep, max.