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A male and female make money selling the condom they had sex with.
Girl#1:Michelle and Joseph had sex last night and they jacknjilled on ebanned.
Girl#2: What's that?
Girl#1:They sold their used condom for $50.00!
What a person is called ,when they have lived in Sunnyslope, Arizona... their whole life.
person 1:Wow you still live in Sunnyslope?
person 2: yes
person 1: what a sloper ,you've become !
person 2: :(
A controlling and arrogant male.
Person #1: says "you are not wearing that sweater when you go out with me, change right now!
Person #2:says back "who do you think you are, I will wear what I want, stop being such a controllogent!"
A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.
Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"
When a guy feels rejected by the female race and starts killing females until he is killed himself.
Girl 1:I'm staying away from that Michael. I think he might just be a manifesto boy
Girl2:I know I think he's a woman hater
Girl 1: we'll he calls me up crying how I don't appreciate him and calls me a worthless whore
Girl2: ya he's a weirdo
A girl that never says no to jumping in the sack. You will never hear a Fawkgirl say"I have a headache" when you want sex. She will never say no to sex.
Man 1: "my Michelle is every guys
Dream girl, she cooks cleans and on top of that she's a fawkgirl she has never said no to sex.
Man 2: "your lucky"
Man 1: "I know"
Someone that smokes their dope off of
tinfoil.
guy 1: Dude what happened to Mark, he seems so spaced out.
guy 2: Didn't you know he's a tinhead now? Smoking crack off of tinfoil its destroying his brain.
guy1: what a idiot!