Slutty Judge Judy

What a wrinkled prune wearing red lipstick looks like.

The people are real... the cases are real... the rulings are final. This is Judge Pruney aka Slutty Judge Judy

Hearty Farty

When you fart a hearty shit stew in your pants. Corn chunks may be present.

Fartin' Martin': *farts* ooohhh, now THAT was a hearty farty!