issr

ISSR is the internet standard scale range.

It helps prevent people from not knowing what certain online acronyms for laughing people are talking about

Bob: LMAO
Jim: What's that mean?
Bob: See the ISSR

cut

To go somewhere for example the local fish and chip shop

Bob: Let's cut chippy

kerching

The word that is still used for money - sometimes. It resembles a cash register or a fruit machine paying out the kerching.

Unfortunately some knob jockey decided that it is fun to make it into a TV show now I can't use it anymore

Taj: Kerching
Seymore: You lawnmower
Taj: You mobile phone
Seymore: You battery
Danny: You nigga
Taj + Seymore: Get that fucking honkey biatch

clood

a man, a lad

yall niggas need clood

Fuckadoodledoo

The word that a person uses when they are pissed off

The word that a chicken uses when they are pissed off

1. And today you have one bajillion irrelavent maths questions to do.

2. Fuckadoodledoo!

1. By Tomorrow.

**** ****
6:00 Fuckadoodledoo, Fuckadoodledoo, Fuckadoodledoo

choong

Someone who is good looking, fit, buff, sexy or any other word to describe someone who you like the look of.

Against popular belief, this word can only be used by males against females, not the other way round, also it can not be used by homosexual people. If it is used by the wrong type of person the word "choong" is not valid for that person therefore is it best to use another word for example fit, buff, sexy, fine, f9

Here is a compatibility list obviously "M" Represents a male and "F" represents a female.

M against M - Not valid
M against F - Valid
F against M - Not valid
F against F - Not valid

*Incorrect Usage*
Fred - "George is choong!"
Beth - "George is choong!"
Beth - "Emily is choong!"

*Correct Usage*
George - "Emily is choong!"

bop

To go

When you "bop" somewhere you go there

Let's bop Nandos, homies