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The primary connotation of a Sketcher is an artist however with the prevalence of drug use in the artistic community the term became synonymous to drug abusers.
The Derogatory connotation a sketcher is a drug addict who is desperate for a fix, typical of a methamphetamine addict but reflexively usable for any drug addict. The U.K. equivalent slang term is spranger.
Sketching can also be referred to as "Shrimping" where an addict is becoming so desperate for a fix they begin to shake violently and begin to search frantically for any substitute or for the substance of choice. The next step past Sketching is getting the Wheedles.
Calling someone a Sketcher can literally mean you are calling them a drug addict.
An alternative connotation to a Sketcher is someone so angry they vibrate like a pissed off Chihuahua and could possibly cause anything flammable to spontaneously combust.
Drug addiction connotations;
Example 1: Why you sketching so bad?
Example 2: Frank has been sketching badly. I think he is back on the shit again.
Anger connotation;
Example 3: Lisa caught her boyfriend cheating on her again and she was really sketched out badly this time.
Example 4: I know why Dave has been acting like a Sketcher lately. He found out he was turned down for a promotion for the third time.
Acronym
Can't Understand Normal Thinking
This is applicable in situations where someone is being dumb or operating on fringe logic. People who are superstitious or adhere to beliefs contrary to known scientific fact.
Also applicable to people who perpetually act or think irrationally in any given situation.
Example 1:
What the hell is your problem? You CUNT, put the tools down and walk away before you screw something else up!
Example 2:
Conspiracy Theorist: You don't get it, the earth is flat. Your being lied to.
Astronaut: Are you kidding? I was up in space and could see the earth is a big huge ball from the Space Station.
Conspiracy Theorist: You were hoaxed man.
Astronaut: CUNT
Contraction of "Fucking Aye," and usable reflexively for "Fuck Yeah."
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Example 1:
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
Zambuanga (Zambu'wanga is the alternate spelling) is also known as La La Land. This is a Stoner reference to where someone goes when they black out from taking too big a hit of potand passing out. Generally this condition will happen if someone hyperventilates and immediately takes a bong hit.
When someone passes out they are "Off to Zambuanga." This term was used by stoners of the 1970s into the early 1980s. It is reflexively usable for anyone passed out on drugs and/or alcohol. It can be used to express someone being knocked out.
Example 1:
That bum sleeping on the bus bench is out like he is off in Zambuanga.
Example 2:
Mary was drinking pretty hard but I think she wound up in Zambuanga an hour ago with the others who are not moving on the couch.
Example 3:
I hit him so hard I knocked him clear into Zambuanga.
Example 4:
I remember you saying you were off in Zambuenga from smoking that joint with your girlfriend. You sure that was weed?
Example 5:
Jesus Jumping Christ, my alcoholic dad is spending the day in Zambuanga today. It isn't lunch and he already put down a case of Meisterbrau and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I bet he wakes up for dinner like usual.
Example 6:
Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga? I am not sure how its spelled exactly. Its just no fun to go there. I like to get high, not take naps.
Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
Slang.
An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.
Synonymous to:
*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?
2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.
3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?