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When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.
After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.
The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.
I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.
The feeling of pleasure and release upon the publishing of new words/slang.
I wordgasm everyday like Shakespeare hitting a blank page.
Get milked and a back massage the same time.
I'll take the number 4, Moochoo massage!
- said Holden in the overpriced spa.
When a male shouts at the top of his lungs in pure ecstasy during an orgasm.
Carol: What is going on in the apartment nextdoor?!
Steve: The neighbors must be going at it again.
Carol: I know, but does Kevin have to Cum-meha-meha every time? The entire building can hear him!
A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.
Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap
when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.
Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.
Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.