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When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.
After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.
The feeling of pleasure and release upon the publishing of new words/slang.
I wordgasm everyday like Shakespeare hitting a blank page.
The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.
I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.
Get milked and a back massage the same time.
I'll take the number 4, Moochoo massage!
- said Holden in the overpriced spa.
When a male shouts at the top of his lungs in pure ecstasy during an orgasm.
Carol: What is going on in the apartment nextdoor?!
Steve: The neighbors must be going at it again.
Carol: I know, but does Kevin have to Cum-meha-meha every time? The entire building can hear him!
The act of protecting oneself from the slew of society's intermingling slosh.
You gotta get the most durable brand before you can get wrapt up in the pussy game.