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A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.
Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap
when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.
Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.
Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.
Let me know if you like my work, I can write all day n nite like kid cudi
Howdy urban dictionaries! I am a fellow webitor editing the web.
That Feelin' you get whence donning a fur collar
I'm fluffing in the club and everyone else dressin like white guys at a bbq.
A solo type guy. Doesn't like to play nice with others unless necessary for passing by or acquiring goods.
Fuck I kinda like being bronely, I don't have to put up with my wife's whining!