turds that are pebbles that are so wide its hard to force out causing hemroids.
To penetrate a woman back door and then procede to turn her around and punch her is the face.
I tried flipping the badger last night.
a poo that shoots straight out of your ass and into the toilet.
A vagina.
Betty's wooden dildo gave my vazano some major cricket splinters!
Splinters in one's vaginal area.
Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
what dumb cunts wear, providing easier acces which allows the dumb cunts to have sex 10 times faster
Bill wears a mini skirt in jail