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A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.
This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.
What women used to use as a douche. Lysol (the original liquid concentrate, not the spray) was actually marketed as a feminine hygiene product by Lehn and Fink, and ads actually appeared in women's magazines from the turn of the century up until the early 1960's. Instructions for making douche solution was actually on the Lysol bottle's labels. (one teaspoon Lysol, added to one quart warm water, mix in a separate container before pouring into douche bag). Also, after many lawsuits, mainly from women who had their vaginas irritated by Lysol, Lehn and Fink (now Reckitt Benckiser) stopped marketing Lysol concentrate as a douche. And the introduction of the disinfectant solution into a vagina made odor worse, not better, since it affected the vagina's natural pH balance. More about Lysol douche at the Museum of Menstrual and Feminine Health http://www.mum.org
The mother called her daughter a whore, and made her douche with Lysol.
That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.
Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.
1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
Portable toilets used at a public party, concert, or event.
There's a long line at the party poopers.
A cheap swill brand of beer that was once brewed and sold in Cleveland, Ohio. "POC" once meant "Pride Of Cleveland", but in later years, meant either "Piss On Cleveland" or "Pilsener On Call". Before POC was discontinued in the mid-1980's, a 6-pack of POC sold for less than a 6-pack of Coke or Pepsi...it was that cheap of abeer.
My grandfather used to drink POC...it was all he could afford.
I don't drink POC...that beer is nothing but pisswater!