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Avian Judo

Flipping the bird.

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.

by Goofnut June 02, 2021


Belgian Pox

A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.

Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.

by Goofnut August 20, 2022


Unlegalize

The act of rendering outlawing something that once was legal. Examples of unlegalizing include alcohol (1920), marijuana (1930) and abortion (probably 2022).

When the Supreme Court overturns “Roe v. Wade,“ they will unlegalize abortion.

by Goofnut May 15, 2022


Five

Five-wheeler

Most US states imprint a small wheelchair emblem on the license plates of “handicapped” drivers. Thus, the emblem constitutes a fifth wheel for a handicapped driver’s vehicle, thereby rendering the car a five-wheeler.

Since losing a leg to diabetes, Roger drives a five-wheeler to the donut shop.

by Goofnut April 01, 2025


Biomale

A person who naturally, biologically appear like, and who conduct themselves like the gender they were born as.

My high school football team is 100% comprised of biomales.

by Goofnut May 28, 2023


Number 3

Menstruation and/or menstrual blood.

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.

by Goofnut January 09, 2022


Delta female

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta female is a female who changed from her original birth gender.

That delta female used to bench 405 pounds. She kicked the shit out of me after graduation.

by Goofnut May 28, 2023