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Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

by Hamper Hunter November 19, 2020


Sword Vulture

Someone with a voracious appetite for cock. The sword vulture is a non discriminatory creature. Often, they can be found scavenging bar parking lots after last call.

Did I tell you I saw that sword vulture Monique, trolling the parking lot of the Almond tree last night?

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021


I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020


Yamazon

A big fat juicy ass of monstrous proportions.

That ass so big, bitch looks like she works for Yamazon.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021


Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.

I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.

by Hamper Hunter November 12, 2020


Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021


Tweaker Treats

Tweaker treats are simply just unscratched lottery tickets. You can often find tweakers outside liquor stores scratching their treats over the trash can.

Went to the Circle K and saw my local tweaker scratching his tweaker treats. The only thing useful about scratched treats, is the fact you know they didn’t scan the second chance code.

by Hamper Hunter April 15, 2021