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the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer
Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.
a crumpled up piece of paper that resembles something by accident
Mary was surprised to discover her tossed used tissues had become an orizombie collection of artwork
ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute
Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.
canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.
female who takes charge of events, games, etc for the benefit of keeping it organized and ongoing. can be mistakenly interpreted as bossy or controlling
We will always have our monthly card games and grill outs because Mary can be a real cezi.
lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.