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FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
An abbreviation of the word 'FRIENDS' or 'FRIENDS FOREVER' from 'Best Friends Forever' or 'Bff.' Typically used between two Bff's who have created nicknames for each other from 'BFF,' one friend is Bee and the other is Eff Eff (or just Eff for short.)
Spellings of this word Eff can range from, 'Eff to Effffffff' depending on how many f's you prefer. Further nicknames include, Effaroo, Effness, Effy, Eff Eff Effness and EffLochness.
Mary: Hey bee
Jen: Hey Eff
Mary: Bee i'm in such a hmmf :(
Jen: Don't worry we'll be bee's and eff's forever.
Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.
In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?
Susan: Because it's my baby, too.
Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!
Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.
The word derives from the word 'Yemmen' used to abbreviate the words, 'Yeah man.' Yebbi is typically used between two bffs where one bff already calls the other bee and rather than saying, 'Yemmen' he/she is able to say 'Yebbi' which is a shorter form of the words, 'Yeah Bee.' or 'Yes bee.'
Jen: Do you still want me to call you tonight?
Mary: umm... YEBBI!
The state of sucking upto, following, hanging around or loving someone or something.
See Bum.
'Richard is bumming Anthony because he wants to borrow cash.'
'My little sister is always bumming me, it's so annoying.'
Sally: Why are Mary and Jen always bumming?
Melanie: I think they are bffs.
'I BUM HANNAH MONTANA!'
A variation of the word 'Hoy'which is commonly used between two BFFs. By adding 'roo' on the end creates a sense of excitement and humor in the coversation. For other people it may create an image of a jumping kangaroo holding a sign which says 'hoy.'
Mary:Hoy
Jen: Hoy
Mary: Hoy
Jen: Hoy
Mary: HOYAROOOO!
A variation of the words, 'best friends,' or 'best friends forever.' Commonly used between two BFFs once the name 'Bff' becomes over-used and old, however, Bestie will never become more popular than Bff because BFF will always remain the original, and true name for Best Friends.
Mary: Ok I have new nick-names for us.
Jen: Yep?
Mary: Besties.
Jen: Ok bestie!
Mary: Wub you bestie!