Turduckined

An incidence in which you are lifting a female cohort above your head whilst participating in a sporting event, and they fall backward with their behind landing on top of your head. Momentarily in-sighting the fear you may enter them.

Hey Dave did you nearly get Turduckined by Chealsea during cheer practice ?

Salt in the hinge

Whist having intercourse in the doggy style position the male withdraws prior to ejaculation and ejaculates into/onto her ass crack.

I was fucking this sheila the other night and I surprised her with a bit of salt in the hinge!