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Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017


Shanksgiving

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017


Namastayhome

2020 Corona version of the sacred Namaste.

Karen: Wanna go clubbing?
Bobo: Namastayhome.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2020


Automomeal

When you purchase and consume a meal without ever leaving your automobile.

We hit Wendy's drive through for an automomeal and ate it in the car.

by HumaneAnimal August 16, 2017


banksgiving

Pay day.

Bobo had a great banksgiving this week from all the overtime hours he worked.

by HumaneAnimal November 19, 2017


Guacahole

Vaginal discharge.

Bobo went to pleasure that tramp and got a mouthful of guacahole.

by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017


Ho-spital

Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.

Sexy nurse costumes are so popular that my Halloween party is going to look like a ho-spital.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2017