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Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.
Me: Dudely noted, dude.
What you say to someone who is celebrating their birthday with beer.
Happy beerthday, Bobo! Don’t drink that whole 30 rack!
Bullshitting about bullshit.
Bobo: Fuck yourself. Just kidding...Kidding about being kidding, that is. BS squared.
1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.
2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.
2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
When you’re going pee and after it seems done, it comes back to life and you pee some more.
Bobo stopped and started his piss five times in one pissing, so now I believe in peeincarnation.
Snack food eaten as an appetizer.
Bobo had a Combos snackpetizer before dinner.