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Masturbation - polishing the bishop!
I am engaging in vicious masto!
The act of having sex.
They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")
A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.
The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.
Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).
I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)
Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"
The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.
Touch my thwankton!
A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.
She's a real poop chute princess.