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prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004


take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003


fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003


cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004


Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.

They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003


Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003


coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003