Bored

What you are.

If you are reading this, you are bored.

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans.

Normal person: DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING A PAN!?
Pansexual: because yes

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Sexn't

See Fortnite

People who play Fortnite have sexn't

suckjob

blowing on someone's penis

A blowjob is sucking someone's penis so a suckjob is blowing on someone's penis. Logic.

Diarrhoea

The other way to spell diarrhea.

Diarrhoea is just another way to spell diarrhea

Coronavirus

Something that everyone either takes too seriously or not seriously enough.

Coronavirus sucks.