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An person who secretly drinks alcohol on a daily basis but still attends regular AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) meetings.
You know I can smell the alcohol on her. There is no doubt she is an Alcohononlic.
Alcohononlics are turning up at every meeting.
When your drunk as shit, sluring your speech and get your words (murds) mixed up!
"I came home late so my wife be ishn,.Thurn up! "
"Sorry Ossifer No I haven't been drankin"
"When Clumsy Claire's ass gets home tha Fits gunna hit the Shan"
"Shit she so damn fine iont even know tha murds to say"
One whom chases any sack. A sack which contains anything of monetary value or that which hangs between the thighs of a male.
"Sally the sack chaser followed Johnny all of the time"
When you get to put all 5 toes in her
Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!
She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"
When you save her tooth after knocking it out.
Save her tooth for the tooth fairy.
To have a long tooth
Little Penny's tooth fell out on the playground, and lil' Johnny came over to try to and help her Sabertooth but it was too late.
Mrs Joleen is 90 years old & wishes she had Sabertooth.
What do you mean I look long in the tooth?
When Mexican Americans, Chicanos (or any nationality) owns a "low rider" which operates using hydraulic switches. In Southern California in the 1950s and early '60s, young Chicanos created a car style called "lowrider" that expressed the pride and playfulness of Mexican American culture.
The peak of lowrider culture came in the 1970s on Whittier Boulevard in Los Angeles, a wide commercial street that cut through the barrio of the city. Gliding along Whittier on Saturday nights in the '70s were brightly-painted cars modified by young Mexican American men to ride low to the ground, fitted with special hydraulics to make them bounce up and down!
Hey, look at that badass switch hitter!
I bounced so high in my switch hitter that I squashed my nuts!
I wonder if those switch hitters get tired of bouncing!