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AOL Disk

Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.

Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...

Got an AOL disk? Good. I need more for my collection...

by J. Michael Reiter May 20, 2005


Paintball

A dumb fucking "sport" played with "guns" that in reality are a gadget that shoots "paintballs", the eponyms of note.

This game takes on an eerie and all together too close for this author's comfort resemblance to small unit tactics that this author practised when this author was in his country's armed forces...

The players of this "game" are usually wealthy overgrown adolescents that have yet to grow up; Also, one finds the washouts and unsuitables that can't make it into their own country's armed forces...

The ones that think that this is a great game should try carrying a Rifle, a Full and HEAVY Rucksack, Tactical load bearing webbing, and a STEEL HELMET THAT WEIGHS MORE FOR EVERY SECOND YOU WEAR THE FUCKING THING!!!

The Rich and Powerful like Presidents, Prime Ministers, Kings, and Princes should do this themselves, and get their family members in on the fun. It won't go on for long...

Paintball! What a ridiculous excuse for reality!!!

by J. Michael Reiter November 07, 2004


Cheating

The Kiss of Death for one's academic career especially if you are in Senior High School/First Year University. Anyone caught tend to be expelled and or blackballed from the college or campus in question... Rightfully so, too.

Cheating on tests is cheating yourself...

by J. Michael Reiter April 06, 2005


Sadism

a reason for a pissed off neighbourhood to come to come and hang your distasteful and disgusting degenerate ass from a light standard in said neighbourhood if you are ever outed as such.

Sadism is a term found in every edition of of DSM IV and Sexualis Pychopathia ever since these tomes were written

by J. Michael Reiter November 01, 2004


Banana Boat

1.

an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.



2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.

Banana Boats make a camp out, a sleep over or any outing a true festival, indeed!

by J. Michael Reiter May 06, 2005


savage

A fucking survivor, children.

Dooley's a fucking heartless savage, yo.
He'll make out solid, man.

by J. Michael Reiter February 17, 2004


Wiss

A Wiss is a portmanteau of Wimp and Piss...
The Word means a "Wimp who drinks Piss"...
This is the sort of albatross that gets hung around the neck of somebody who is bullied and then supposedly made up with by being bought a beer. Said beer, however, happens to have been dosed liberally with piss... This happens after the victim has been gotten drunk enough not to be able to prevent this from happening...

Ken was a Wiss the tough guys at the dock picked on regularly...

by J. Michael Reiter July 22, 2011