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Brasshole

Typically, gruntspeak for an officer that should be fucking well fragged when the oppurtunity and moment to kill the motherfucker with a grenade, fragmentation, hand is at hand. That moment generally happens on things like patrols, or when the victim is taking a shit at the shit pit...

Damn Brassholes. They gotta keep coming to this section's common area like a bunch of fucking tourists!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter July 15, 2005


German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...

Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.

by J. Michael Reiter October 09, 2004


pot

Otherwise known as Marijauna. Or Shit, wacky tobacky, weed, bhang, or Mary Jaise, Mary J's, or MJ.

Dog, Yo, Yo, YO! Let's score some fine ass pot, ma bruzzle!!!

by J. Michael Reiter September 06, 2004


Fender Stratocaster

What only the most skillful and talented ones can use to build this or any other city on.

Fender Stratocruisers are mad ultra cool to the ones who can use them and those who can only listen.

by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005


bigtoe

That could be either of the two biggest digits on your feet;
or when spelled thusly: Big T.O.E. refers to the Big Theory Of Everything, which by it self, is self explanatory.

1. OUCH!!!!!!! I crushed my big toe!
2. The Big Theory Of Everything is a complicated mess of facts, figures and things totalling the sum 42.

by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005


chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.

This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.

Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005


Sword

A weapon from days gone by that has yet to be equalled for its sheer simplicity and elegance; A thing that at its simplest is a long knife with different rules and expectations as well as some different techniques from standard knife fighting. Also this is a weapon that inspires fear and devotion.
Just ask all the Kendoka and Martial Artists; Check out Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2. Oh, Yes; Note that the scimitar , a sword originating in the Middle East, was one that was wielded by the Saracens(Ancestors to the present day's population) and wielded "blade to the wind", the right way, to be true...


ii) In the parlance of today, however, a sword is merely an erect penis, as a nod to freudian psychoanalytic theory...

The ancient Persians had a disconcerting habit of scaring their adversaries by standing in ranks on the battlefield and holding their sword in the air and allowing the wind to be cut as it blew throug their ranks... This sort of thing was what originated the modern day military's honor guard's drill command and movement known as "blades to the wind".

by J. Michael Reiter November 07, 2004